February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as I go outside I have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
ha ha one of the reasons I’m really glad I moved is that my previous housemates and their friends made kitchen jokes constantly
IT GRATED ON MY NERVES SO MUCH
Now I live with friends from Tumblr. I am so grateful. UvU
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“And yet a woman’s weight is seen by American culture as an outward manifestation...”
– Everybody, Every Body: the Media’s Erasure of Fat Girls
(via ladiebear)
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Hey Jane. STFU!
rachotamer:
alyssaties:
GG: No!
Seriously? What the fuck was that?????
GG: That… GG: Sure was the thing I said! Ha ha.
Are you SHITTING me with this
GG: Well what are friends for Jake!!!!!
STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.
GG: Friendlystyle! Ahahahah?
euuueeeuuugh.
GG: I think that it’s great if you are open to exploring those feelings.
Oh my god please just kill me.
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite fandom.
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pennhurst:
when i went to get a plate of food my dad was like ‘IT LOOKS LIKE SHE FINALLY LEFT HER CAVE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT’
and thats when i grabbed a piece of garlic bread and flew out the window never to return again
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Do you know why the Sherlock fandom ships...
skull-attracts-attention:
imgettingalong:
queen-cry-baby:
Oh my god.
OMG THIS.
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leftyaoi:
wecansexy:
out of nowhere, i declare it the night to draw PM
everyone draw PM NOW
i used crowrys cat brush again
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that awkward moment when you want to talk to people you’ve never talked to on skype before
but you’ve had them on your contact list for so long that it’s too awkward to start a conversation
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